PSYCHOPATHIC
ARCADE
HOME OF THE HARDCORE CLASSICS
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CLEARS THE BOARD
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CONNECT 4!
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SESSION BEST: 0
FLIPPERS: ← → or Z / X · PLUNGER: hold SPACE or the LAUNCH button
LOCK 2 BALLS IN THE FUNHOUSE FOR MULTIBALL · 1-2-3 BANK LIGHTS JACKPOT
LOCK 2 BALLS IN THE FUNHOUSE FOR MULTIBALL · 1-2-3 BANK LIGHTS JACKPOT
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THE CARNIVAL KEEPS YOUR POINTS
DECK
JUGGALO AIR HOCKEY
AIR HOCKEY
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FIRST TO 7 TAKES IT
DRAG YOUR STRIKER — BOTTOM HALF IS YOURS.
2P TOUCH: ONE THUMB EACH END. POWER-UPS GO TO WHOEVER TOUCHED THE PUCK LAST.
2P TOUCH: ONE THUMB EACH END. POWER-UPS GO TO WHOEVER TOUCHED THE PUCK LAST.
7 — 0
JUGGALO 31
STOCK
DISCARD
OR ROCK
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LAST CLOWN STANDING
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DODGE THE CAMPGROUND. CHUG THE FAYGO.
FILL THE METER TO STACK YOUR MULTIPLIER.
FILL THE METER TO STACK YOUR MULTIPLIER.
CATCH YOUR BREATH, CLOWN
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TOP MULT×1
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ALL 12 PAIRS FOUND
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BACK
BADGE EARNED
FIRST WIN
Head-to-head over the internet — no accounts, nothing to install.
QUICK MATCH finds whoever's out there · ROOMS use a short code your homie types · the match itself is a direct encrypted connection.
QUICK MATCH finds whoever's out there · ROOMS use a short code your homie types · the match itself is a direct encrypted connection.
PICK YOUR GAME
YOUR ROOM CODE — TELL YOUR HOMIE
WICKED-13
SCANNING THE MIDWAY
Looking for an open challenge… if nobody shows, you become the challenge.
MANUAL CODES (no matchmaking service needed)
1 · SEND THIS INVITE CODE
2 · PASTE THEIR REPLY, THEN CONNECT
1 · PASTE THE INVITE CODE
2 · SEND BACK THIS REPLY CODE
The match starts on its own the moment they hit CONNECT.
ONLINE
YOU MADE THE BOARD!
RINGSIDE
WELCOME TO THE PSYCHOPATHIC ARCADE — PICK YOUR POISON!
kirk's art is wired in from the
ASSETS block · sounds are synthesized stand-ins until the real ones land · see ASSET_SPEC.md